There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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