did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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