You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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