Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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