we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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