i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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