dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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