To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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