listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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