she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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