He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Randomize
