He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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