I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
only if we run a train.
done.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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