we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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