Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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