The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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