I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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