Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Houston, we have a squirter
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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