I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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