great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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