Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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