Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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