im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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