i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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