just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
