they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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