1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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