On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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