shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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