Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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