i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
