Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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