I'm sorry my penis didn't work
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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