Farmville is her only friend.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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