im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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