4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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