Apparently you make a good broom.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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