Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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