the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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