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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.

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(315): View more from New York

It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative

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(816): View more from Missouri

This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.

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(516): View more from New York

i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already

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(630): View more from Illinois

How much did you drink?

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Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea

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(443): View more from Maryland

sorry I blacked out our whole relationship

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(870): View more from Arkansas

There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.

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