i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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