doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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