Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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