In the future we'll all be gay
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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