I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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