your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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