We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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