I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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