I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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