This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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