Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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