She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You dont lie about slip and slides
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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