I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
