sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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