I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
how does that bad decision feel?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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