I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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