So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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