why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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