shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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